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Going Back To School! But Not The Kind You Think

Murphy's Law School Strikes Again: 

Ah, it's back-to-school season. The air is filled with the smell of freshly sharpened pencils, new backpacks, and the hope of a smooth start. But before you dive into that academic routine, there's another kind of schooling awaiting you on the road: Murphy's Law School That's where anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. 

The Uninvited Guest on Your Back-to-School Road Trip

Let’s set the scene. You’ve packed the car with all the school essentials—clothes, books, snacks, and that new dorm room microwave. The family is excited, the GPS is set, and you’re ready to hit the road. But, oh, Murphy’s Law, the uninvited guest who loves to wreak havoc, hasn’t forgotten you::

  • Flat Tire? Check.

  • Dead Battery? Of course.

  • Unscheduled Pit Stops? Naturally.

  • Random Weather Changes? Absolutely.

Outsmart The Professor of Chaos: Your Essential Roadside Kit.

To outsmart Murphy, you need an emergency roadside kit that’s as cunning as he is. Here’s what should be in your arsenal:

  • Jumper Cables: Because your car’s battery doesn’t care if you have a first-day-of-school deadline.

  • Flashlight & Extra Batteries: For those “why does this always happen at night?” moments.

  • First Aid Kit: For when the excitement of the trip turns into a minor scrape or bruise.

  • Reflective Triangles & Flares: Making sure you’re visible to other drivers during those unexpected stops.

  • Multi-tool: Your all-in-one gadget for quick fixes that even MacGyver would envy.

  • Tire Pressure Gauge & Portable Air Compressor: For when your tires decide they need a breather.

  • Blanket, Gloves, and Rain Poncho: Because Mother Nature loves a good plot twist.

  • Non-Perishable Snacks and Water: To stave off hunger-induced family feuds.

Mastering Murphy’s Law: How to Stay One Step Ahead

Here’s a pro tip: With the right preparation, Murphy doesn’t stand a chance. Here’s how you can ensure a smooth back-to-school road trip:

  • Regular Maintenance: Ensure your car is in top shape before the trip. A well-maintained vehicle is less likely to succumb to Murphy’s charms.

  • Pack Smart: Keep your emergency kit within easy reach. It’s no good if it’s buried under a pile of backpacks and snacks.

  • Stay Calm: If something does go wrong, remember that you’re prepared. Take a deep breath, use your kit, and handle the situation like the road trip pro you are.

The Ultimate Defense: A Reliable Car and a Ready-to-Go Kit

Why stop at just an emergency kit? Pair it with a reliable car from our dealership to give Murphy a run for his money. Here’s why this dynamic duo is your best defense:

  • Durability: Our cars are designed to withstand the rigors of the road, just like your kit is designed to handle emergencies.

  • Comfort and Safety: Enjoy a smooth ride knowing you’ve got both the vehicle and the tools to tackle any situation.

  • Peace of Mind: With your emergency kit on hand, you’re prepared for anything, making the journey as enjoyable as the destination.

Why Buy from Us?

Choosing the right car is essential for outsmarting Murphy's Law, and here’s why you should buy from us:

  • Expertise and Experience: With years of experience in the automotive industry, we know what makes a car reliable and safe.

  • Quality Assurance: Every vehicle on our lot is thoroughly inspected and maintained to ensure top performance and safety.

  • Comprehensive Support: From financing options to after-sales service, we’re here to support you every step of the way.

  • Customer-Centric Approach: Your satisfaction is our top priority. We listen to your needs and provide personalized recommendations.

  • Exclusive Offers: Take advantage of our competitive pricing, special deals, and expertise that give you the best value for your investment.

By choosing us, you’re not just buying a car; you’re investing in peace of mind and a smooth, worry-free back-to-school road trip. Visit our dealership today and find the perfect vehicle and emergency kit combo to keep Murphy at bay!

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Eclipsing The Car Industry With Inspiration!

When Day Turns to Night: The Celestial Car Parade of April 8th, 2024

2024 Total Solar Eclipse
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In an ironic twist of fate, the sky turned on its own high beams on April 8th, 2024, as a total solar eclipse carved its path across the USA. While everyone was focused on the sky it’s a good reminder of just how the Sun, Moon and stars have influenced the naming of cars here on Earth.

Which of these do you remember?

Mitsubishi Eclipse - Inspiring Namesake

The Mitsubishi Eclipse was a sporty car produced by Mitsubishi Motors for four generations, spanning from 1989 to 2011

Generations and Collaboration:

  • The first two generations (1989-1999) shared their platform and parts with the Eagle Talon and Plymouth Laser, which were essentially rebadged versions under Chrysler's Diamond-Star Motors partnership with Mitsubishi.

  • The third and fourth generations (2000-2011) became more distinct from their Chrysler counterparts, offering Mitsubishi's unique design language and engineering.

The Eclipse Name Fades (2011): Production of the Eclipse coupe ended in 2011, and Mitsubishi opted not to introduce a direct successor.

A New Dawn: The Eclipse Cross (2018-Present): While not a replacement, the Mitsubishi Eclipse Cross, introduced in 2018, carries on some of the Eclipse's sporty spirit. It's a compact SUV that boasts a stylish design, available turbocharged engines, and a focus on handling, reminiscent of the earlier Eclipse.

Chevrolet Equinox:

While a solar eclipse might cause a temporary blackout in the sky, on Earth we have 2 Equinoxes each year.

Vernal Equinox (Spring Equinox): This occurs around March 20 or 21 in the Northern Hemisphere and marks the beginning of spring. In the Southern Hemisphere, it's the beginning of autumn.

Autumnal Equinox (Fall Equinox): This occurs around September 22 or 23 in the Northern Hemisphere and marks the beginning of autumn. In the Southern Hemisphere, it's the beginning of spring.

Introduced in 2004 for the 2005 model year, the Chevrolet Equinox has been a popular choice for families for over two decades. It replaced the Chevrolet Tracker and Chevrolet S-10 Blazer, offering a more contemporary and refined take on the compact SUV segment.

Generations of Illumination (2010-Present):

  • Second Generation (2010-2017): This iteration, produced from 2010 to 2017, offered a significant redesign with a more modern look, improved technology features, and the option of a V6 engine for those seeking extra power. Exact production figures are difficult to find, but sales remained strong throughout this generation.

  • Third Generation (2018-2024): The current generation, introduced in 2018, continues production today (as of April 2024). It boasts a sleeker design, further enhanced technology options, and a focus on fuel economy with a turbocharged engine.

Embracing Electrification and a New Dawn (2022-Present): In 2022, Chevrolet unveiled a significant addition to the Equinox family – the Equinox EV, an all-electric version. This zero-emission offering signifies a new dawn for the Equinox, mirroring the way the sun ushers in a new day after an eclipse.

A New Chapter Awaits (2024): Just this year (2024), Chevrolet announced the fourth-generation Equinox, set to arrive for the 2025 model year. This iteration boasts a new platform, updated design, and continued focus on fuel efficiency.

Ford Galaxy - Looking To The Stars

Aptly named after the sprawling cosmic systems we can only dream of exploring, the Ford Galaxy will glide under the eclipsed sun, perhaps pondering its place among the stars. On this day, it's not just another vehicle on the road but a nod to the vast universe beyond.

Ford Galaxie (1959-1974): This was a full-size car produced in North America for several decades.

Ford Galaxy (1995-2023): This was a large MPV (multi-purpose vehicle) marketed in Europe. Introduced in June 1995, it was the first Ford-branded MPV produced and sold outside of North America. Production officially ended in April 2023. It was a popular choice in the European market for families for over 27 years

Tesla Roadster (Starman Edition): A First Car in Space

The Tesla Roadster (Starman Edition) isn't just a car; it's a unique piece of automotive and space exploration history. Unlike the Ford Galaxy, which is a mass-produced vehicle, only one Tesla Roadster Starman Edition exists.

Here's what makes it special:

  • First Production Car in Space: In February 2018, this 2010 Tesla Roadster became the first production car launched into space. It wasn't intended for actual driving, but rather served as a test payload for the inaugural flight of SpaceX's Falcon Heavy rocket.

  • Starman Behind the Wheel: Adding to the theatrics, a mannequin clad in a SpaceX spacesuit, nicknamed "Starman," sits in the driver's seat. With David Bowie's "Space Oddity" playing on repeat, it became a pop-culture touch embedded in this historic launch.

  • Celestial Journey: The Roadster wasn't launched into a traditional orbit around Earth. Instead, it follows an elliptical path around the Sun. Websites like [whereisroadster.com] allow you to track its current location.

So, during a solar eclipse, the Tesla Roadster Starman Edition isn't just another car on the road. It's a tangible reminder of humanity's growing ability to explore space, with a dash of Elon Musk's signature audaciousness.

Nissan Titan: A Truck Named After a Moon of Eclipses

The Nissan Titan, named after Saturn's largest moon, isn't just a powerful truck – it's a vehicle with a celestial namesake

Land of Eclipses: Due to its position around Saturn, Titan frequently experiences solar eclipses. Unlike Earth, where these events are rare, Saturn's tilt allows its moons to pass more often in front of the sun from the perspective of an observer on Saturn.

Production Timeline:

  • First Generation (2004-2015): This initial version established the Titan's foundation and continued without a major redesign for over a decade.

  • Second Generation (2016-Present): Introduced in 2016, the second generation offered a significant refresh along with the Titan XD variant, designed to bridge the gap between light-duty and heavy-duty trucks.

Volkswagen Phaeton: A Shining Star (Though Short-Lived)

Luxury Farewell (2002-2016): While the name implies brilliance, the Phaeton's production story is a bit different. Introduced in 2002, it was Volkswagen's attempt to enter the luxury car market. Despite its impressive features and engineering, sales fell short of expectations. Production ended in 2016.

Ford Orion: A Constellation on Wheels

Production Years (1983-1993): The Ford Orion was a small family car produced by Ford Europe from 1983 to 1993. It was based on the popular Ford Escort but offered a more traditional four-door saloon body style with a separate trunk instead of a hatchback.

A European Star: The Orion was primarily sold in European markets and achieved decent sales success, particularly in its earlier years. Over 3.5 million units were produced during its ten-year production run.

Ready to experience something out of this world? Swing by our dealership and check out our stellar lineup of cars! Whether you're into sleek sedans, rugged SUVs, or powerful trucks, we've got the ride you're looking for. Come in today and see for yourself - who knows, you might just find your own eclipse of a deal waiting for you!

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May The 4th Be With You And Your Car

Rogue One To Sales Leader

Do you remember when Nissan released a limited edition version of their Rogue model called the "Rogue One Star Wars Limited Edition." This special edition vehicle was inspired by the movie "Rogue One: A Star Wars Story" and featured various cosmetic elements related to the film, such as Star Wars badging, floor mats, and a special key fob.

And it's not just Nissan, Star Wars Fan's for years have celebrated May 4th to celebrate all things lightsabers, droids, and the never-ending struggle for galactic peace. But let's be honest, the Force is notoriously unreliable when it comes to fuel efficiency.

The Falcon's Fuel Consumption

While spaceships like the Millennium Falcon may zip through hyperspace, their fuel consumption habits leave much to be desired. And let's not even get started on the Death Star's carbon footprint. Who needs a giant laser beam when a solar panel array would do wonders for the galaxy's energy crisis?

Your Fuel-Efficient Destiny Awaits

We understand that even the most devoted Jedi warriors need a reliable ride here on Earth. We may not be offering X-34 landspeeders (yet), but we do have a stellar selection of fuel-efficient vehicles that won't leave you stranded in the Tatooine desert (or your local grocery store parking lot).

Ditch the Death Star's Carbon Footprint

So, this May the Fourth, ditch the unreliable hyperdrives and questionable energy sources of the Star Wars universe. Come on down and test drive a car that will get you where you need to go without breaking the bank (or the galactic economy).

Remember, even Jedi Masters need a good car. Don't let your galactic adventures be fueled by regret. Shop from our excellent selection of gas saving cars and may the good fuel economy be with you!

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